jaclcfrost:

when someone is in a bad mood it is probably not a good idea to say things like “well someone’s in a bad mood”

(Source: zefron)

wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(Source: landorus)

  • my future child: tell me a bedtime story
  • me: once upon a time, in nazi-occupied france...

'just you and me against the world' more like 'just you and me against a wall' am i right

(Source: nosherlock)

humorously:

skarosoul:

endermisha:

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

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this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life 

it’s like a ballet

 

officialtonyrabbit:

when you see your food coming 

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when your food arrives

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(Source: couriermail)

(Source: punkrockho)

drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories