hardcorebrownie:

hardcorebrownie:

i am hungry

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thank you

hanukkahlewinsky:

mom: but honey, you’re special to *me*

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2damnfeisty:

materiajunkie:

"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand  temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"

- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)

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#staywoke

legalmexican:

science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time 

theweekmagazine:

These real-life Rosie the Riveters changed the face of labor

Vintage photos from the library of congress capture a time when the country ran on womanpower

relahvant:

majestic

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toxicwinner:

if there were only girls everywhere everything would be so easy and pleasant. I could walk my dog at 3am and probably get a juice cos juice bars would be open cos all girls would take their dogs on night walks it would be like a normal thing

faineemae:

bless friends who tell you, “text me when you get home safe”

(Source: faineemae)

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

(Source: zarriallau)

giraffeinatree:

schakira:

surprisebitch:

in French, another way to say “you’re my life” is “suce ma bite” :)

if you ever want to respond to this beautiful proof of love, you can answer with “désolé mais je n’ai pas de loupe sur moi”! show that you care!

(Source: surprisebitch)